You’ve got your regular definition and your Blu-ray, your widescreen and your full screen; love them or hate them, these days you’ve got DVDs. If like me you’re still lamenting the demise of Beta, your funny bone is sure to be tickled by this clever rant.

It bemoans everything that is wrong with DVDs, from the fiddly and excessive packaging to those annoying intro screens.

Videos may not have been perfect, but in the face of this modern technology it’s easy to look back at our brick-like rewindable tapes with fondness. We might never get our VCRs back, but we don’t have to succumb to the changes quietly!