I’ve never seen something this funny happen so fast. Watch closely as this fat kid dives into a pool and gets stuck…

You’ll see what I mean.

This kid must weigh more than a village in Africa, yet he dives like a pro. Even so, he manages to dive directly into a floating tire. It’s almost as if he was aiming for the tire!

What comes next is equally shocking, only in a gross way. Seriously, don’t show the kids this: He then climbs out of the pool (with the tire still stuck around him) and reveals his…man boobs.

“That must suck so bad!” says another kid. How right you are. And now it’s all over the internet.