Pamela Anderson’s done it. Paris Hilton’s done it. So has Kim Kardashian, Tonya Harding, and Survivor Jenna Lewis. That’s right kiddies. They’ve filmed themselves having sex, only to be shocked and appalled when the footage was released to the world.

Don’t let it happen to you girls! Watch this video to ensure you never suffer the shame of such a scandal!

This guy’s not saying you need to be a good girl and keep the cameras away from the bedroom. You’re only human after all. But by following this clever technique your boyfriend, husband, or one-night lover will never want to show the tape to anyone!