We’re told that instant technology and helicopter moms are making the youth of today soft. If you needed any further proof look to exhibit A: this kid and his first world problems.

Of course this rap is all very tongue in cheek, but you can’t help thinking this kid really feels hard done by when the contents of the fridge don’t meet his expectations or his neighbors protect their wi-fi. The bastards.

I can laugh because he’s not my kid. He kept me entertained for almost two minutes of my life. Because heaven forbid I should feel bored. In the first world that just won’t do!