Finally, we have an honest used car salesman commercial. It’s too bad Big Bill Hell’s isn’t real.

The interesting thing to note about this spoof was that it was really made in the 80’s. Decades before YouTube even existed.

Usually, used car salesmen are anything but upfront when they want to sucker you into a sleazy deal. This time, however, you know Big Bill Hell’s is going to screw you- he even says it. Not only will they fuck you “six ways from Sunday,” but they’ll have sex with your wife too.

My favorite part of this spoof has to be the “Challenge Pissing” part where viewers are teased with a no-down payment scheme that is only available to those who can piss 6 feet up in the air without getting wet. Come to think of it, actual used car dealerships have qualifications just as absurd.