The pop scrotum otherwise known as Justin Bieber was “attacked” on stage while performing in Dubai over the weekend. I personally think “attacked” is a strong word, as it looks to be more like an overzealous fan to me.

Bieber was sat at the piano singing one of his popular dirges when a fan tried to embrace him. Cue douchebag security guard taking his job too seriously.

The security guard does more harm than good, taking out not only the fan but also Bieber and the piano, which almost rolls into the crowd.

Bieber carries on singing throughout, which implies that he wasn’t singing live in the first place. Perhaps the stage invader just wanted his money back.