Happy Mother’s day! Hopefully, if you’re a worker of “the second shift” (as moms call it these days) you’ve gotten some type of appreciation for all your hard work.

Whatever you get, it’ll probably end up beating this horrible homemade music video made by some Napoleon Dynamite-type geek. There’s nothing more depressing than getting a gift that reminds you of how much a loser your son is.

The amount of effort and creativity put into this video is tremendous, but it doesn’t really matter when you consider the subject matter of the song. With lyrics like “I’m a grown man now/ I’ll always be around” and “I gave you stretch marks,” this song is sure to incite feelings of sadness and anger for any mother.

On a side note, the website displayed at the end redirects to an online flower shop; reminding sons and daughters that haven’t yet got a mothers day gift to hurry their butts up.