I am a dork. I am a dork because I play ping pong with my husband and scream and curse when I lose.

I am not a dork because I love this video, however. Any red-blooded human being should (and will) laugh his or her ass off while watching this shit.

These guys are hysterical. They take the Matrix to the next level and combine it with one of my favorite competitive sports: ping pong.

It doesn’t even bother me that after about ten seconds, you know what the “trick” is: stagehands dressed in black and manipulating the ball and the players themselves.

Enjoy—I sure as hell did.