I’ve never actually called the number on the back of frozen pizza boxes to comment or complain, but this guy felt the urge to after not finding any toppings on his pizza.

Of course, their isn’t really anything wrong with the man’s food, but rather the man himself.

If I didn’t know better myself, I’d say that this caller was on drugs. If a situation like this occurred to me the only logical step would be to take the food back to the store for a refund or an exchange. Calling the complaint hot-line and asking for delivery is a bit on the crazy side.

Of course, the ending of this recording is so ridiculous that it makes me question whether or not this call was a prank; it was upside down? Really?!