You’ve already seen the office jerk off skit, now it’s time that we get into something even weirder. The man in this video appears to be wanking while watching a couple bears mating on the Discovery channel.

As if that isn’t bad enough, his girlfriends walks in while he does it.

Immediately disgusted, his girlfriend tells him to “Fuck Off!” and furiously walks away. But as the camera pans down we finally realize that he was shining his Bunker shoes the entire time.

It’s sexy, disgusting, and clever all at the same time. No doubt, this should have been included in my Funniest Banned Commercials post.