The chances are you’ve either got a smartphone, you intend to buy one soon, or you’d love one but can’t afford an iPhone, Blackberry, or Android handset.

The problem is as good as they are, and smartphones can be truly glorious devices to own and use, the way they’re headed and the speed at which the technology is improving they’ll soon be too smart for their own good.

That’s the subject of this College Humor original, which is a funny look at what can only be described as a smart-ass phone. It’s actually an evil phone that grabs its user by being nice before becoming a bit of a bastard.

I don’t have a smartphone, but I would love one. If anyone wants to send me a shiny new Apple iPhone then I’d be a happy recipient. Nope, life just isn’t that easy and pleasant. Unfortunately.