The Sugar Cube gang is at it again. This time, they’ve come up with a hysterical prank that shocks everyone on the streets of San Francisco. Here are the instructions for hilarity:

First, get a fake ass, make-shift cocaine dealer. Have your “dealer” dress conspicuously and carry a briefcase. This briefcase should be filled with fake cocaine broken up into bags, as well as some rolls of dough.

This is very important: make sure the briefcase doesn’t want to stay closed! This is where the fun comes in. After you’re ready, have your “dealer” patrol the streets of San Francisco followed by a hidden camera crew. Sit back and start laughing.