And then you insult me by serving me this? THIS?

Bwahaha. You have to love (and be slightly afraid of) a little girl who sounds like an old mobster.

I remember this commercial from when I was growing up. (Man, how many times have I said that lately.) I think I have a better appreciation for it now than I did back then.

I hate both Pepsi and Coke, but if I had to drink one or the other, I would probably drink Pepsi. Ah, the good old days when the Pepsi vs. Coke rivalry was something you saw in commercials nearly every day…