Don’t ever be fooled into thinking popstars are geniuses. They’re nothing of the sort. They just find the magic formula to making a hit, hit a lucky streak, and stick around for a few years milking it for all its worth.

Brett Domino knows the truth, and in this video passes on the secret to making a guaranteed hit pop song. You can be the next Jason Derulo. If you want such a horrific fate.

It’s all about finding a catchy hook to grab people’s attention, and then sprinkling some nonsense lyrics through the track.

The result is a pop song that sounds just like any Jason Derulo hit. And as they all sound the same we really do mean any Jason Derulo hit.