Gillian McKeith faints on I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! Except she doesn’t really faint now, does she. Instead, she does a decent job of faking it in order to get out of doing the live trial. Allegedly.

Who one earth would sign up to a reality show without first watching old footage and knowing exactly what they were letting themselves in for? Gillian McKeith, it would appear.

The TV nutritionist claims to have never seen the show and have serious phobias of, well, everything you would find in the jungle: spiders, ants, snakes, rats. Hell, she’s even scared of the fire that keeps the camp warm!

I guess everyone has to make their own mind as to whether she’s faking it or not, but there is no doubt in my mind. She does look poorly, admittedly, but I’ve never seen anyone faint in such an orchestrated way.

She’s not even a celebrity… get her off my TV!