You’re no doubt aware by now of Google Buzz, Google’s attempt to muscle in on the space currently inhabited by Facebook and Twitter, If you’re a Gmail user then you will probably have experience Buzz by now, and possibly complained about it as well.

But don’t worry. Google hears you. And here is what the Google spokesman told Comedy.com. At least I’m guessing he’s a real Google spokesman. Why would they lie?

The Google spokesman answers the criticism and controversy by flicking double V’s at us, telling us that Buzz is just the latest example of Google copying an existing service, and finally threatening to kill us all. Which is nice.

Google made a huge mistake with Buzz and are now backtracking, but I have a distinct feeling that this is the kind of feeling at Google about the controversy. When you’re that big and that ubiquitous why would you care?