It’s no question that “wiggers are the number one problem facing white people today.” But have no fear! In this video, Snoop Dogg shows off his W-I-G-O-U-T service.
This could save someone you love.
Caution! De-wiggerfication is a grueling process. Before calling Wigout it’s important to see if your child really is a wigger. Recognize warning signs: low-riding baggy pants, poorly executed gang signs, and intentional use of improper grammar.
Once you are positive that your child is a wigger, call Wigout. He or she will then be kidnapped and the de-wiggerfication process can begin. De-Bling-ification, Hair-Re-Caucasian-ing, and Crotch-ular Downsizing usually do the trick.
If the patient doesn’t respond then the they will be forced to watch N’Sync, The Blues Brothers, and Carson Daily. A bit excessive if you ask me, but it clearly helps. If all else fails, the old prison sentence trick has to be used.
I for one, really wish that this service was real. Lord knows we need as many wiggers out of the suburbs as possible. Thanks Snoop Dogg!