This video shows the perfect combination of genius and malice. Fed up with pigeons pooping in his pool, our hero has set up a motion-activated sprinkler.

It’s not just any sprinkler though. This baby shoots out water with such force that it reminds me of those heavy-duty firemen’s hoses.

The video shows several unsuspecting pigeons crossing paths with the sprinkler of doom. It’s even effective on other birds, like crows. After all, as our hero so eloquently puts it, they still poop.

This is hilarious stuff. We’ve all had our property soiled by birds, so it’s great to see someone even the score!