Yep, that’s right: Jesus was Australian. Deal with it.

I love the Australian accent and way of speaking, even if it does sound occasionally insecure and they often ask unnecessary questions. It’s fun to listen to; though it’s not as strong as the movies make it out to be.

Then again, maybe I’ve just stopped noticing it.

Yet, given how many countries love Australia, it probably just makes Australians more agreeable and friendly.

Thank goodness for rare shows of British optimism, hm? Australia might have been settled by the Dutch or the French if they decided to give it another go.