I’m not one of those people who worry a lot about snakes, not the big ones like the one in this clip anyway. What’s to worry about after all? They’re not poisoness and I’m way too big to be in their food chain.

Then I saw this clip of a snake regurgitating a hippo, and all that changed. I am now convinced that big snakes are like a fat guy in a sports bar, and we humans are just one big basket of onion rings.