The first two Home Alone movies are pretty great. Macaulay Culkin is as cute as pie, and the way he stays safe from the two bandits makes for truly entertaining viewing.

The problem, if you see it as such, is that the action is unrealistic. In real life Harry and Marvin would die multiple times from their injuries.

This video shows exactly what would happen to the two unfortunate burglars were they to come up against Culkin in real life. And it wouldn’t end well.

Whether you’re interested in the real injuries sustained or not, this video is worth watching as it condenses the action scenes down to five minutes.