Nestle has recalled two varieties of its popular Hot Pockets snacks over fears the meat contained within them isn’t fit for human consumption.

Processed food of all kinds is bad for you, and Hot Pockets are no exception. However, Nestle has acted over fears that the Philly Steak and Croissant Crust Philly Steak and Cheese varieties were even less healthy for you than normal.

This might be a good time to remind everybody that the only way to be sure you’re not anything that’s likely to kill you is by sticking to natural ingredients at all times.

Not that I follow my own advice, but at least Hot Pockets will be off the menu for a while.