How To Down A Pitcher Of Beer In Five Seconds Video | Answer: No Gag Reflex

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This video is very simple, and has some rather simple people as the stars as well. In a nutshell it shows a guy downing a pitcher of beer in five seconds flat. Impressive? Yes, if you’re moron who is easily impressed.

I don’t find this guy’s ability to chug alcoholic drink down at a rate of knots impressive in the slightest. Wow, this guy can waste his money by not actually ever tasting his drink. Give him a freaking medal. Although by the looks of him he’d probably eat it.

I’m not impressed by this feat because not only is it retarded it’s also easily explained. This guy has no gag reflex, which not only makes him a freak of nature means he is able to do pointless things such as this.

The thing is this guy can’t ever puke up. So 20 minutes after filming this, when he felt sick to his stomach and light-headed from the influx of beer, there was nothing he could do but wait for nature to take its course. Shame.

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