If it’s bad manners to leave your phone on during a movie, it’s the height of rudeness to do so at the theatre. I have to admire the composure shown by Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig during a recent performance in New York City.

The acclaimed actors were performing their new play A Steady Rain when the offending cell went off. Not once, mind you, but twice. Both actors stayed in character, giving the jerk with the phone a serve which was more good-natured than he deserved.

I mean, seriously, you don’t mess with Wolverine and James Bond. They could team up to deliver serious pain.

Now that we’ve addressed the twat with the phone, what about the one with the camera? Something tells me security’s not going to be very happy about that!