These Des Moines cops are so silly! First, our cop tells us why he chooses to eat turkey sandwiches for lunch. Then, because “Cops” is a fast-moving show, Mr. Officer is suddenly in a high-speed chase after a motorcycle!

The motorcyclist runs over railroad tracks in an attempt to get away from the patrol car . . . and it works! The patrol car gets a flat tire, and the police officer is left sheepishly feeling like a dumbass.

His cop buddies come and can’t control the grins on their faces. At least it wasn’t them that got stuck on a railroad track, right? I wonder how much Mr. Officer’s paycheck will be docked . . .