No seriously, he will. At least if you have a moral compass and aren’t obsessed with women, alcohol, and being a complete and utter douche.
The good news is that I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, the movie based on Tucker Max’s life, is out on DVD. The bad news is that it’s only worth watching if you aspire to be Tucker Max, or really, really like fart jokes.
And if you do aspire to be Tucker Max, or even remotely like him, then I wish you a life of unhappiness and unfulfillment.
I haven’t seen this film, but the trailer sums it up well enough. And makes me not want to ever do so. It looks like The Hangover for stupid people, people who can’t handle even a sprinkling of plot in their movies.
The book this film is based on has its moments, but the film looks to be a complete joke.
