I think if over $750,000 in losses were at stake, I might just risk being accused of insider trading as well.

Then again, Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban can certainly take bigger financial hits than I can.

When you’re that rich, why wouldn’t you just sell half your shares and take half the losses. You own a sports team; your bank account can handle it! Don’t be so obvious with your broker when you’re telling him to sell your shares. Sheesh.

I think I’m with Buzz Pirates – someone should set up a celebrity date between Cuban and Martha Stewart. They would have so much to talk about.