If you’ve never seen The Jeremy Kyle Show then firstly, you’re missing out, and secondly, this video won’t mean anything to you. If you have seen it, though, you’ll love this more than life itself.

Jeremy Kyle is basically Jerry Springer without the wit or empathy. These qualities have been replaced with smugness and a holier than thou attitude that would make Jesus think twice about proclaiming himself the son of God.

Everyone who has watched The Jeremy Kyle Show must, at one time, wanted to punch the bully that is Kyle in the face. While that hasn’t yet been achieved, this guy does manage to hit Kyle on the back of the head with a discarded envelope.

The funniest part is the aftermath. First Kyle acts as though he’s been shot, and then his security bulldogs come on to protect their master from the mean man sitting in the chair. Ah diddums.