When I was a girl I was taught that while Jesus is everywhere, we can’t see him. It seems the rules have been revised since then, because Jesus seems to appear all over the place.

You’ve just got to turn on your TV to see his holy reincarnations as frying pans, pieces of toast, and buckets of filth!

This montage is either a collection of miracles or a pile of hooey depending on the side of the fence you’re sitting on.

Personally I fall into the latter camp. If Jesus was going to return to earth, surely he’d pick a form more significant than Cheetohs!