The lovely Sarah East is back again with her wonderfully sarcastic celebrity bashings. This week’s victims include The Jonas Brothers, Ryan Seacrest, and newly-turned badass rapper Joaquin Pheonix.

Be sure to stay after the credits to hear why she’s scared of homeless people- “especially the black ones.”

For some reason, it doesn’t surprise me that Johnny Knoxville “accidentally” brought an explosive to an airport. He is a Jackass after all. Maybe he and Ryan Seacrest should make a show together. Johnny would do all the stunts and Ryan could give him high fives.

As for the Jonas Brother’s underwear incident, my guess it that it was some sort of publicity stunt. Wouldn’t the thief have to get past loads of security? You can’t tell me their underwear is guarded more than their virginity.

I’d rather believe Sarah East has a chance at winning American Idol.