I really don’t know what the world has come to when the biggest news of the week, the most talked-about subject on the Web, is some young, talentless prick getting his hair cut. And here I am feeding the beast.

We’ve already seen Justin Bieber showing off his new haircut to Ellen DeGeneres and fans (many of whom burst into tears at the mere sight of their hero), but this is footage of Bieber actually getting his hair cut.

Personally I don’t (can’t) see the appeal: it’s just someone getting their hair cut for Christ’s sake! But to his fans, many of whom adored his old haircut, this is the most newsworthy thing to have ever happened.

If it’s at all possible Justin Bieber’s new haircut has made him look even more like a young girl, and I don’t think that was the idea, somehow. Unfortunately I doubt it’s helped him develop any talent, because that would take a true miracle worker, something his stylist clearly isn’t.