The latest PopCrunch update isn’t about the current celebrity dirt at all; it’s about the future celebrity dirt.

Unfortunately, the uncensored version of this update hasn’t been released. But don’t let that get you down. If you miss your profanity like I do, just feel free to play ‘fill in the blanks’.

Predict who in 2008 will get the most points for PopCrunch’s Annual Celebrity DUI game. The rules are as follows:

Rules

• Only Choose 5 Celebs
• DUI = 2 Points
• Controlled Substance = 5 Points
• Assault or Caught by TMZ = 7 Points
• Felonies = 12 Points
• Offers Oral Sex To a Cop = 7 Points

Their top picks are Colin Ferrell, Ellen Degeneres, Kim Kardashian, Tom Hanks, and Joe Simpson. So who are yours? Comment below.

[PopCrunch Website]