When trying to mimic Lady Gaga, I find it’s always best to have some singing and dancing talent beforehand. Oh, and a good fashion sense. And timing. None of which are qualities this girl possesses.

I have to admit, although rather grudgingly, that Lady Gaga is a genius. She came from nowhere and is now pretty much the biggest pop singer around. Even though she’s a complete and utter freak.

This makes Lady Gaga the perfect choice to perform as for a final video production class exam. But not if you can’t sing and dance, surely.

OK, so the performance is terrible, but we should focus on the video production. Hmm, even that isn’t great, with the timing all over the place, and the lighting terrible. Poor girl. She’ll clearly go far in television.