Tiger Woods, as I’m sure you know by now, has recently taken a break from golf to work on his other 18 holes.

In all seriousness, this leaked sex tape is actually quite boring; probably because Tiger treats sex just like a game of golf.

Sorry in advance for those looking for a real sex tape. Obviously this isn’t it, but this short is quite a good parody of all the serious issues surrounding Tiger Woods right now. Unlike this video portrays, however, I’m pretty sure Tiger is (at the very least) better than this in bed.

How else could he have gotten all those women to sleep with him? Being worth $1 billion probably has nothing to do with it.