Lindsay Lohan Fully Loaded was the title of this video when I happened upon it. And that is to symbolize this “fire crotch’s” inability to stay off the booze and away from behind the wheel.

As a sad memoir to Linsdsay’s mean and harsh punishment of… wait… one day in prison? Are you freakin’ serious?!

Oh well, what can you do. I guess she’ll learn from this embarrassment, but I wouldn’t waste my time holding my breath on that one. I think that is just as likely as Paris really turning the corner… right?!

This funny hillbilly music video honoring Miss Lohan is certainly a blast from the past for this drunk siren, as we all know where her roots lie.

Ahh, I am reminded of the Paris Hilton Stars Are Blind remix video that carries the same flavor as this new Lohan favorite.