Machine Gun Kelly, eh? First thing first, who’s he? Am I the only person never to have heard of this so-called big star until he started upsetting people with his unofficial, unplanned flash mobs?

Ah, hang on a minute. I think that may be the very reason he’s taking part in them. Publicity, pure and simple.

Machine Gun Kelly is, apparently, a rapper from Cleveland who is going to be big. We’ll see. He does have a few fans though, and he’s making a name for himself by getting these fans to turn up at malls.

The problem is that he’s not letting the authorities know, and he’s basically being a bit of a douche about the whole thing. Which is why he keeps getting arrested. Unfortunately that is only gaining him more publicity.

The best thing we can all do is ignore him and hope he goes away.