Okay, so maybe not a bull but this cow lacks an udder, considering it’s a male cow and therefore is close enough to a bull in anatomy to be described as more than a little trigger crazy.

Hey, I would be pissed off all the time too if someone cut off my balls. Run Forest Run!

Did I actually hear somewhere that cows kill more people than sharks a year? Maybe those idiots should have learned to stay off private property when dealing with mad cows who most likely saw them standing over a cow carcass and thought they were the predators who ate their family!

That poor animal…but then again, I’m guessing they must be in the middle of hickville if this is what they do for fun. Chances are, if those dudes didn’t eat them, some lovely farmer would dine on their babies for supper.