Don’t let that patterned knit sweater fool you. The man in this video is a legend and the envy of college kids everywhere. After all, how many people do you know that can open a beer bottle with a chainsaw?

Of course there’s really no point to opening beer with a chainsaw. You’ll quench your thirst a lot faster if you simply reach for a conventional bottle opener. But those kitchen gadgets aren’t nearly as masculine as a revving chainsaw, are they?

Surely this video should be the start of a series. I want to see what else this man can do with his pride and joy!