When a relationship goes sour, the wounded party is often left wanting their heart back. But their kidney? That’s a new one!

But that’s exactly what Long Island doctor Richard Batista is asking in his divorce settlement. He donated his kidney to ex-wife Dawnell in 2001. Not even two years later she was cheating on the poor sap.

Of course Richard knows getting that kidney back is going to be a little tricky. That’s why he’s willing to accept the kidney’s value, which he claims is $1.5 million.

Whether Richard will be granted the princely sum remains to be seen. I can’t help supporting the guy. I’m sure all that moolah will help to ease his pain!