Known for her singing talent and her short shorts, Mariah Carey was to make the first pitch at this baseball game in Japan.

She didn’t disappoint in the short shorts department (which I think is way more tacky than glammy these days, sorry), but she certainly did disappoint in her ability to throw a small, white ball more than two feet in front of her.

If you were going to throw a baseball at a major league game on national TV, do you think you might throw a few practice swings here and there before the big day to get some sort of decent pitch in order?

I know I would. Oh well, good thing she did this or we wouldn’t have this funny video to laugh at.