Masterchef Remix Video | Gregg Wallace & John Torode Love A Buttery Biscuit Bass

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I have neither the patience of the technical skills required to remix television shows in a way that could produce music. But I’m so glad there are people who do.

I really can’t stand Masterchef. I hated it in its old format, with Lloyd Grossman as the host, and then it incredibly got even worse when Gregg Wallace and John Torode were brought in for a refresh.

They’re both so annoying, with horrible attitudes and annoying accents. And yet when those same faces and voices are remixed to produce a heavy dance track it works incredibly well.

We must never forget that Gregg Wallace and John Torode love a bit of bass, especially if it’s the buttery biscuit variety. Then again, don’t we all?

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