The rise of the smartphone has happened so quickly that those people who own dumb phones (any that aren’t mini-computers in your pocket) could be left feeling behind.

They shouldn’t though, as they get to experience the joy of mobile phone fighting. It’s a game that only dumb phones are invited to compete in… smartphones are banned.

The game is very simple. You face two phones off against each other, both standing on their ends. You then ring them both so that they vibrate across the surface until one (hopefully) takes out the other.

Smartphones aren’t welcome because not only do they not vibrate like cellphones of old, they’re also too precious to treat like this. The big pussies. Dumb phones for the win!