The good or bad thing, depending on how you look at it, about the Call of Duty series is that if you don’t like one you know another will be along 12 months later.

And yep, you guessed it, Modern Warfare 3 is on its way.

Is this New York or Atlantis? Is that a submarine? If so, is it shooting things out of its anus? All these questions and more are answered in this breakdown, which is great because the teaser trailer itself is boring.

What’s even worse about this pointless teaser trailer is it’s just one of a series that has been released. Each is the same except it features a different city being attacked by the submarine. How utterly banal.

I probably will get around to playing Modern Warfare 3 one day, but it won’t be until it’s available for $10 pre-owned. Oh, and I need to play Modern Warfare 2 first, I guess.