People, just say no to passing gas. Passing gas makes babies cry.

Now, if my parents had said that to me when I was younger, maybe I wouldn’t giggle so much when people fart.

Then again, by that age, I was already well aware of the world of farts and how upsetting they can be.

That poor little kid. I laughed so hard, but I still feel sorry for him.

I am curious though. We hear someone fart and we know what it means. I wonder if the kid got upset because he didn’t know where it came from or because it meant something horrible to him.

Dutch oven, anyone?