The world’s most hated terrorist is back with a new video. Only, this time he isn’t rambling about “killing American infidels,” his latest plot for destruction, or any other mindless brainwash talk. He actually has some rather important issues to address…

Such as Hilary Clinton’s cankles.

Of course, this is a fake video made by a witty video editor who most likely doesn’t speak Arabic, but it raises an important question. How do we really know those Bin Laden tapes are accurately translated? He could be saying things like, “Come over here and I will martyr the rest of your hair,” for all we know.

I, for one, can’t wait for the next installment of Osama’s comedic ramblings.