If you want to see a truly awesome and classic Christmas record many people love ruined by an annoying ladyboy then click ‘Play’ on the video above. Go on, you know you want to.

I used to love All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey. It’s up there with The Pogues, Elton John, the Jackson Five, and even Nat King Cole for brilliant Christmas songs.

And then along came Justin Bieber to ruin everything. As soon as his part kicks in this song is ruined for me, forever. I can never go back knowing that teen twonk was involved.

I blame Carey herself. She could have refused to remake this song with the Canadian cockbag. But no, she had to make those extra few million dollars by teaming up with Bieber. Shameful.

All I Want For Christmas Is… never to have to listen to this crap again. Wish granted.