Over-realistic Peeing Baby Doll Commercial

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Honestly, what has this country come to when this is an acceptable toy, but we can’t have breasts on television? Moreover, what the hell is the market for a doll with a penis shaped like Gonzo’s nose that pisses in a cup?

What are we training our children for? Teenaged pregnancy or how to give your child a drug test? I’m far from a conservative, but this toy is so utterly bizarre that I cannot help but ask these questions.

One thing that I will say is undeniably funny about this toy is the sense of urgency behind the third “wee-wee.” I mean, the kid really does sound like he is about to piss himself.

However, that definitely does not make up for the potential for simulated child molestation that the doll seems to invite.

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