If you believe the hype, everyone was waiting to hear what Paris Hilton had to say when she was released from jail. But just how much of it was true? According to David Letterman, not a lot.

In this clip from The Late Show, Letterman exposes all the lies from the famous Larry King interview. Paris’ deadpan delivery when dropping gems like “I work very hard” and “I’m not a big drinker” just adds to the comedy.

Does the pampered party girl really believe we’ll buy this stuff? I know Paris is apparently trying to turn over a new leaf, but can’t we giggle at her expense just a little bit longer?