Jessica Simpson is going country? Gary Coleman is a virgin? Avril Lavigne has a yeast infection?

If you’re feeling a little out of the loop, then you’re going to have to watch this latest PopCrunch Show update. It’s got all the celebrity news you want to hear, presented by the most humble of hosts.

This week’s worst crunch has to be that of Gary Coleman and Shannon Price. The couple have been married for 6 months but haven’t had sex?! Sarah then explains that Price is scared of Coleman falling in her vagina. Ouch!

On a side note, this has to be the first episode in which Sarah East, “farts”, does the robot, and reveals that she has a crush on Stephen Colbert. Hey, at least we know she’s not camera shy.