Michael Bay is set to ruin more childhood memories with his new live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.

It might be cynical to write this film off long before its release, but as I listen to Bay posturing about it I figure my snap judgment’s deserved.

After all, it seems Bay doesn’t even know where the turtles came from! An alien race? Give me a break. All fans know they were ordinary turtles mutated by some nasty ooze!

It seems I’m not the only one perturbed by Bay’s schtick. Raphael himself has some choice words to say at the end of this clip!